The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules "
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down..
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both..
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN THE 21ST CENTURY WHEN...
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN THE 21ST CENTURY WHEN...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave
.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave
.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Monday, May 19, 2008
Alia's birthday party
On 16th May was my youngest cousin(who is 3 years old), Alia's birthday, and her mother is throwing her a big birthday party.
On that morning i was very excited to go to the party, and somehow made me unable to concentrate in class, but mostly because the exam is over. But sadly, i got information that the whole school still needs to attends co-curoculumn activities.
Damn it, i don't understand the need to attend them after a big exam like this.
After the activities, i was nearly pissed off when my dad still has some work to do and i had to wait for half an hour. To let myself calm down, i went to a nearby playground(not the childish type one) and try to do the single bar and monkey bars, but failed =.=!!
finally near 5 o'clock, my dad came. After picking me up, we went to pick up my brother who has diabolo practise every friday. After arriving home, we quickly showered and got dressed to get to the party in time. Luckily, we arrived early.
The party haven't started so i went upstairs to have a little rest. All of the sudden my cousin told me to go down to the "Bouncing castle", which was an air-filled balloon castle and very fun i might say. I got plenty of exercise depending on the sweat i made after i finish playing in it.
At night, after i ate and drank to my fullest, i watched a clown show with my other cousins and step-cousins. To them, the clown is funny. To me, a little lah, not exactly not funny.
After the night, we played some more in the "Bouncing castle", with the addition of my closest to age step-cousin, Amir, we like to lift and slam other smaller kids in the "Bouncing castle".( It doesn't hurt them and they love us doing it to them:D).
We stayed there until after midnight before we went home. I was fortunate to not overslept and be late for school the next day!!!
On that morning i was very excited to go to the party, and somehow made me unable to concentrate in class, but mostly because the exam is over. But sadly, i got information that the whole school still needs to attends co-curoculumn activities.
Damn it, i don't understand the need to attend them after a big exam like this.
After the activities, i was nearly pissed off when my dad still has some work to do and i had to wait for half an hour. To let myself calm down, i went to a nearby playground(not the childish type one) and try to do the single bar and monkey bars, but failed =.=!!
finally near 5 o'clock, my dad came. After picking me up, we went to pick up my brother who has diabolo practise every friday. After arriving home, we quickly showered and got dressed to get to the party in time. Luckily, we arrived early.
The party haven't started so i went upstairs to have a little rest. All of the sudden my cousin told me to go down to the "Bouncing castle", which was an air-filled balloon castle and very fun i might say. I got plenty of exercise depending on the sweat i made after i finish playing in it.
At night, after i ate and drank to my fullest, i watched a clown show with my other cousins and step-cousins. To them, the clown is funny. To me, a little lah, not exactly not funny.
After the night, we played some more in the "Bouncing castle", with the addition of my closest to age step-cousin, Amir, we like to lift and slam other smaller kids in the "Bouncing castle".( It doesn't hurt them and they love us doing it to them:D).
We stayed there until after midnight before we went home. I was fortunate to not overslept and be late for school the next day!!!
Hanging out with friends
Last thursday, 15th May, is the last day of the mid-year exams. I was planning to go to the movies with my friends but thinking about the timing, i decided not to, so i stayed and waited for the bus instead.
Minutes before my bus arrives, i saw my friends walking towards the shopping complex near my school. Under temptations and the reason for that day being the last day of the exams, i decided to follow them. They had decided to go for karaoke instead. After having meals at a kopitiam restaurant (which i didn't eat much because i was near broke at the time...), we went to the karaoke, but the shopkeeper said no school uniforms allowed, so we changed our minds and decided to go bowling.
Besides myself, there are four friends playing: Lim Shen, Wai Hong, Aaron and Jian Lin. And a girl stting on the bench as a spectator, Li Qin.
We had played 2 rounds of bowling.
1st round
Lim Shen 54
Aaron 48
Wai Hong 51
Meng Fai 48 (I lost...)
Jian Lin 54
Before starting the next round, the bowling alley worker told us that they're going to close the section that we are playing in, so she suggested to split us to play on 5 different lanes simountaneosly to speed up the time, we agreed.
2nd round
Lim Shen 48
Aaron 56
Wai Hong 51
Meng Fai 66 (3 strikes!!! OH YEAH!!!)
Jian Lin 47
Playing like this was better because we don't have wait until our turn to come.
After that bowling game, we walked around the shopping complex looking for gifts for birthday boys and girls in our class, and comics for Aaron. Near 4 o'clock, we each went home.
Lim Shen's bowling poses(only has his, others including me don't have):
Minutes before my bus arrives, i saw my friends walking towards the shopping complex near my school. Under temptations and the reason for that day being the last day of the exams, i decided to follow them. They had decided to go for karaoke instead. After having meals at a kopitiam restaurant (which i didn't eat much because i was near broke at the time...), we went to the karaoke, but the shopkeeper said no school uniforms allowed, so we changed our minds and decided to go bowling.
Besides myself, there are four friends playing: Lim Shen, Wai Hong, Aaron and Jian Lin. And a girl stting on the bench as a spectator, Li Qin.
We had played 2 rounds of bowling.
1st round
Lim Shen 54
Aaron 48
Wai Hong 51
Meng Fai 48 (I lost...)
Jian Lin 54
Before starting the next round, the bowling alley worker told us that they're going to close the section that we are playing in, so she suggested to split us to play on 5 different lanes simountaneosly to speed up the time, we agreed.
2nd round
Lim Shen 48
Aaron 56
Wai Hong 51
Meng Fai 66 (3 strikes!!! OH YEAH!!!)
Jian Lin 47
Playing like this was better because we don't have wait until our turn to come.
After that bowling game, we walked around the shopping complex looking for gifts for birthday boys and girls in our class, and comics for Aaron. Near 4 o'clock, we each went home.
Lim Shen's bowling poses(only has his, others including me don't have):
Thursday, April 3, 2008
"Game"
This is a question and answer sheet, delete the answers that you don't like and put in your own answers. Then, put in the names of the people that you want them to answer this sheet. Keep the game going by posting it to your friends. Enjoy!!!
1. What kind of person do you think you are?
I'm someone who likes to sleep, and listen to music, and watch comics, and play videogames, and surf the net... So technically i don't like to study...
2. What is the best thing that has ever happened to you?
Getting friends, i guess...
3. What's your favorite colour?
Blue, Silver.
4. If you have the chace, what would you say to that special someone?
Not telling ;P. Only my special someone can hear them, but i don't even have the guts to tell her... Failure!!!
5. What would you do before going to bed?
Listen to music.
6. Which habit of yours that you don't like?
Sometimes i could sleep during class without any realising, and i think that habit would never change in my life...
7. When you're unhappy, what would you do?
I would go crazy and scream out loud!!!
8. What is that thing that you're most afriad to lose?
My friends and my family, that special someone, my PS2, and my computer.
9. What dream would be possible to be achieved in 5 years?
That i can enjoy life in university by then.
10. When you meet with that special someone, will you say it outloud or secretly protect him/her?
I would secretly protect her. I would be happy to look at her smile, even just a look at her makes me happy.(This would not have an ending...)
11. What person do you wish to be like?
A much better person than now.
12. Which place do you like better? Home, school, other(please list it out)? Explain why.
My home, because no place is warmer than home...
13. What is the most regretful thing that you've ever done?
Hurting the people around me, no matter big or small, i can never forget that...
14. What kind of person that you hate the most?
Those who always look down on other people.
15. At what age will you marry or have children?
After i have the guts to tell that special someone lah, pls not over 30 years old...
16. Where is the most beautiful place that you've ever been to?
Fantasy: A very beautiful dreamland...
Reality: Disneyland...
17. What would happened to make you think that humans have dark personalities?
Telling secrets, harming others, and lying.
18. If you have one wish, what would it be?
Wish i can live my life as happy as ever...
19. What did you realise recently?
Anything is possible, nothing is impossible if one tries his/her best.
20. What would you want to do the most when your bored.
SleepzzZ(haha), play PS2(but only on saturday...)
Carina
Felicia
(They're the only ones in my list...)
1. What kind of person do you think you are?
I'm someone who likes to sleep, and listen to music, and watch comics, and play videogames, and surf the net... So technically i don't like to study...
2. What is the best thing that has ever happened to you?
Getting friends, i guess...
3. What's your favorite colour?
Blue, Silver.
4. If you have the chace, what would you say to that special someone?
Not telling ;P. Only my special someone can hear them, but i don't even have the guts to tell her... Failure!!!
5. What would you do before going to bed?
Listen to music.
6. Which habit of yours that you don't like?
Sometimes i could sleep during class without any realising, and i think that habit would never change in my life...
7. When you're unhappy, what would you do?
I would go crazy and scream out loud!!!
8. What is that thing that you're most afriad to lose?
My friends and my family, that special someone, my PS2, and my computer.
9. What dream would be possible to be achieved in 5 years?
That i can enjoy life in university by then.
10. When you meet with that special someone, will you say it outloud or secretly protect him/her?
I would secretly protect her. I would be happy to look at her smile, even just a look at her makes me happy.(This would not have an ending...)
11. What person do you wish to be like?
A much better person than now.
12. Which place do you like better? Home, school, other(please list it out)? Explain why.
My home, because no place is warmer than home...
13. What is the most regretful thing that you've ever done?
Hurting the people around me, no matter big or small, i can never forget that...
14. What kind of person that you hate the most?
Those who always look down on other people.
15. At what age will you marry or have children?
After i have the guts to tell that special someone lah, pls not over 30 years old...
16. Where is the most beautiful place that you've ever been to?
Fantasy: A very beautiful dreamland...
Reality: Disneyland...
17. What would happened to make you think that humans have dark personalities?
Telling secrets, harming others, and lying.
18. If you have one wish, what would it be?
Wish i can live my life as happy as ever...
19. What did you realise recently?
Anything is possible, nothing is impossible if one tries his/her best.
20. What would you want to do the most when your bored.
SleepzzZ(haha), play PS2(but only on saturday...)
Carina
Felicia
(They're the only ones in my list...)
Tomorrow is "All Soul Day", or "Qing Ming Jie", and my school has given us a 3-day holiday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Then i can sleep late ler!!!
Today at school Martin seems so quiet, didn't even say a word to me, don't know if he sick or something. And today got Science test also, so need to revise, but when the test paper are given, i realised that most of the questions are very easy, and i read many things that are not on the test paper. Finally i get back my KH(B) test paper back, the only test i got a 100% score, sweet!!! In class just keep thinking of holiday, can't concentrate on most of the classes. And then, i forgot my Sejarah workbook which need to be passed up, BANG HEAD IN WALL!!! Luckily i asked the teacher and he said Monday pass up doesn't count as late, wheww!!!
Chinese Geography is very confusing loh!!! So many things the teacher need us to copy as a method to memorize, but i don wan use her method because i think it's much more confusing, i'd rather read from book lah!!!
Today at school Martin seems so quiet, didn't even say a word to me, don't know if he sick or something. And today got Science test also, so need to revise, but when the test paper are given, i realised that most of the questions are very easy, and i read many things that are not on the test paper. Finally i get back my KH(B) test paper back, the only test i got a 100% score, sweet!!! In class just keep thinking of holiday, can't concentrate on most of the classes. And then, i forgot my Sejarah workbook which need to be passed up, BANG HEAD IN WALL!!! Luckily i asked the teacher and he said Monday pass up doesn't count as late, wheww!!!
Chinese Geography is very confusing loh!!! So many things the teacher need us to copy as a method to memorize, but i don wan use her method because i think it's much more confusing, i'd rather read from book lah!!!
Friday, March 7, 2008
The Geo-project Interviewing Day
Today is the 1st day of my holiday. I woke up at 8am and then followed my parents for breakfast near my house. After that, my parents sent my brother home before sending me to Titiwangsa station to meet my friends to do my Geography project.
When i arrived, i had to cross a skybridge to get to a bus station on the opposite side. I saw Wai Hong, Lim Shen, Martin, Wei Man, Yi Ern, Yoon Ler, Li Jing, Ying Chuan, and Elaine. After everyone has gathered, we started interviewing people. We've met some people who wasn't cooperative and even though we were going to sell something to them!!! But at last after 30 minutes, i've managed to interview 2 people without any problem and thanked them for their coopration. After the team gets 6 interviews, one of my friends suggested going to Times Square and many of us agreed. One of my friends had something to take care of so she decided not to join us. After buying the Monorail tickets, we set off to Times Square.
We first walked around the place before heading to the top floor to get some food(although i was full, i followed...). Martin wanted to buy some spiked shoes for practice so he and Lim Shen went to some shoe stores and afterwards meet up with the rest of us. We had some pizza for brunch. Although Martin said it was kinda lousy, i thought that the elastical cheese was very appetizing, so i would say that the pizza was semi-good. After the brunch, Martin went off again to find spiked shoes. We started deciding whether we're going to play bowling, watch a movie or sing karaokae. All the boys and some of the girls said no to kaeraokae and most of us doesn't want to bowl, so we've decided to watch a movie. After arriving at the cinema, we've decided to watch "SpiderWicks Chronicles", but after asking the ticket vendor, only 11.30pm seats are available, and it's not even 11.30 am that time! So we changed to watching the 12.15pm seating of "10,000 BC". Before that, we went to a nearby book store and read some comics to pass the time. At 12pm, we each bought a drink before entering the cinema. When we were going into the cinema, the cashier girl ran up to us and handed martin the change he forgot, and it made us laugh even harder is that most of the change is RM1 notes and he usually carries a bundle of RM1 notes with him as well!!! After watching the trailers, which was quite funny, the movie started. The story begins on the year, of course, 10,000 bc, where they introduced the village of Yagal and the main character, D'Leh. And so the story goes on and on until they're invaded by what they call, the "Four Legged Demons"(they were riding on horses...). And the main character go on a journey to rescue slaves and blah blah blah... Watch the movie to find out lah. During the movie, Ying Chuan keep saying about being too cold, i can't blame her for saying that because she was wearing shorts while most of us were wearing jeans. She keeps herself warm by taking other peoples bags and covers them on her. Haiz...
After 2 or more hours, the movie finally finishes and we went to an arcade, Martin so good because he pays for the tokens. Yoon Ler wanted to play the Basketball Machine but all the good ones are occupied and the ROSAK one cheated 4 of our tokens! Then Martin went to a lolipop machine and got 1 green lolipop, for 2 tokens via RM1, but he was still very satisfied. Then Martin, Lim Shen and me tried a punching machine. The high score is 2800.
First Round:
Martin 2700 2600
Lim Shen 2700 2700
Me 2700 2600 (SHOOT!!! Didn't use enough strength...)
Second Round(Martin Only):
Martin 2700 2800
Everyone cheered for him for the score. After that we played some Air Hockey, and i totally sucked at that by scoring 0 to 4 against Martin... The best player was Martin and Elaine where they get a tie in 2 rounds but i think that Martin won because he won the 1st round but unfortunately lost by 3 vs 3 on the 2nd round. After that, everyone was feeling quite tired and agreed to go home. After Martin went home, the rest of us took the Monorail home.
At Titiwangsa, only me, Wei Man, Wai Hong and the girls were waiting for the bus. After a few goodbyes, i got on my bus and headed home. Halfway home, damn weather is starting to rain, luckily it didn't rain too heavily when i reached home, so i made a short dash to my house without getting wet.
What happened today was great, and i enjoyed it soooo much!!! Sure wish i can hang out with my friends like this more often...
Below is Monorail driver seat pictures because it's kind of cool, sorry can't get trip pictures...
When i arrived, i had to cross a skybridge to get to a bus station on the opposite side. I saw Wai Hong, Lim Shen, Martin, Wei Man, Yi Ern, Yoon Ler, Li Jing, Ying Chuan, and Elaine. After everyone has gathered, we started interviewing people. We've met some people who wasn't cooperative and even though we were going to sell something to them!!! But at last after 30 minutes, i've managed to interview 2 people without any problem and thanked them for their coopration. After the team gets 6 interviews, one of my friends suggested going to Times Square and many of us agreed. One of my friends had something to take care of so she decided not to join us. After buying the Monorail tickets, we set off to Times Square.
We first walked around the place before heading to the top floor to get some food(although i was full, i followed...). Martin wanted to buy some spiked shoes for practice so he and Lim Shen went to some shoe stores and afterwards meet up with the rest of us. We had some pizza for brunch. Although Martin said it was kinda lousy, i thought that the elastical cheese was very appetizing, so i would say that the pizza was semi-good. After the brunch, Martin went off again to find spiked shoes. We started deciding whether we're going to play bowling, watch a movie or sing karaokae. All the boys and some of the girls said no to kaeraokae and most of us doesn't want to bowl, so we've decided to watch a movie. After arriving at the cinema, we've decided to watch "SpiderWicks Chronicles", but after asking the ticket vendor, only 11.30pm seats are available, and it's not even 11.30 am that time! So we changed to watching the 12.15pm seating of "10,000 BC". Before that, we went to a nearby book store and read some comics to pass the time. At 12pm, we each bought a drink before entering the cinema. When we were going into the cinema, the cashier girl ran up to us and handed martin the change he forgot, and it made us laugh even harder is that most of the change is RM1 notes and he usually carries a bundle of RM1 notes with him as well!!! After watching the trailers, which was quite funny, the movie started. The story begins on the year, of course, 10,000 bc, where they introduced the village of Yagal and the main character, D'Leh. And so the story goes on and on until they're invaded by what they call, the "Four Legged Demons"(they were riding on horses...). And the main character go on a journey to rescue slaves and blah blah blah... Watch the movie to find out lah. During the movie, Ying Chuan keep saying about being too cold, i can't blame her for saying that because she was wearing shorts while most of us were wearing jeans. She keeps herself warm by taking other peoples bags and covers them on her. Haiz...
After 2 or more hours, the movie finally finishes and we went to an arcade, Martin so good because he pays for the tokens. Yoon Ler wanted to play the Basketball Machine but all the good ones are occupied and the ROSAK one cheated 4 of our tokens! Then Martin went to a lolipop machine and got 1 green lolipop, for 2 tokens via RM1, but he was still very satisfied. Then Martin, Lim Shen and me tried a punching machine. The high score is 2800.
First Round:
Martin 2700 2600
Lim Shen 2700 2700
Me 2700 2600 (SHOOT!!! Didn't use enough strength...)
Second Round(Martin Only):
Martin 2700 2800
Everyone cheered for him for the score. After that we played some Air Hockey, and i totally sucked at that by scoring 0 to 4 against Martin... The best player was Martin and Elaine where they get a tie in 2 rounds but i think that Martin won because he won the 1st round but unfortunately lost by 3 vs 3 on the 2nd round. After that, everyone was feeling quite tired and agreed to go home. After Martin went home, the rest of us took the Monorail home.
At Titiwangsa, only me, Wei Man, Wai Hong and the girls were waiting for the bus. After a few goodbyes, i got on my bus and headed home. Halfway home, damn weather is starting to rain, luckily it didn't rain too heavily when i reached home, so i made a short dash to my house without getting wet.
What happened today was great, and i enjoyed it soooo much!!! Sure wish i can hang out with my friends like this more often...
Below is Monorail driver seat pictures because it's kind of cool, sorry can't get trip pictures...
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